lollipopatrice:

As I gas loudly against a pleather chair, I hear claws scrambling on linoleum and wings flapping, followed by a thud and angry crooning. I have done it. I have blasted a chicken in to the wall with the power of farts.

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(Source: shitpeoplesayintf2)

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thewheezyviking:

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

thewheezyviking:

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

(via jackthevulture)

43,028 notes

importantbirds:


happy birb day

Enjoying A Fest

importantbirds:

happy birb day

Enjoying A Fest

310 notes

hummilinski:

I pretty much blame the way I grew up on this little monster right here.

hummilinski:

I pretty much blame the way I grew up on this little monster right here.

62 notes

(Source: ohnoquizilla)

53,524 notes

rucemia:

my best friend made this quiz 9374627 years ago and I still laugh about it to this day

rucemia:

my best friend made this quiz 9374627 years ago and I still laugh about it to this day

9 notes

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids
it’s finally over

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids

it’s finally over

15,398 notes

gentlemanbones:

Dunsparce is ready to love again.

gentlemanbones:

Dunsparce is ready to love again.

(via corvidous)

7,184 notes

necessary:

friend

necessary:

friend

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via fleshcoversthebone)

70,458 notes

c4cti:

anime 13 year olds

actual 13 year olds

c4cti:

anime 13 year olds

image

actual 13 year olds

image

(via fleshcoversthebone)

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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

(via rabbitify)

40,327 notes

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

Don’t be afraid of jumping spiders they believe in you they know you can do it also they brought you some water

(via amandabel1man)

22,812 notes

(Source: moonmonkey, via zooophagous)

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